Jen reads and illustrates the best junk email. (Poorly. And with Sharpies.)Tumblr (3.0; @jenreadsjunkmail)http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/<p>Brief hiatus while I graduate.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/37241989http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/37241989Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:36:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ937i4sveN5WTjQF_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">Juicy wieners get the dates</p> <p class="from"><strong>Clyde Urresti</strong> to Jen</p> <p>Doggie style never felt so good with a banana curving further into her.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/35087865http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/35087865Fri, 16 May 2008 22:47:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ90dc2r04lvlIc3v_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">Pureria tuberosa (Fabaceae)</p> <p class="from"><strong>Blossom Banks</strong> to Gustavo</p> <p>I’ve played on and off with pumps, weights, and exercises for the last few years and have never gained one centimeter. I recently began LNH Maxdik and was pleasantly surprised to see that this product actually works. I have been on the product 2 months now and I have already gained 1 inch. Its fantastic! My new girlfriend is really impressed with my size and stamina.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/34857496http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/34857496Wed, 14 May 2008 23:07:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ8xi2kbhV3kwGlUR_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">This will strip her immediately</p> <p class="from"><strong>Kiland Youjo</strong> to Jen</p> <p>Her female hole is awaiting your giant weapon</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/34613579http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/34613579Mon, 12 May 2008 22:56:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ8urn52xz3G047X6_r3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">what is the matter with?</p> <p class="from"><strong>Ignatius</strong> to James</p> <p>What’s the matter with me? What’s the matter with you? Are you unnatural enough to want a hot dog and jam this early in the afternoon? My conscience will not let me sell you one. Just look at your loathsome complexion. You are growing child whose system needs to be surfeited with vegetables and orange juice and whole wheat bread and spinach and such. I, for one, will not contribute to the debauchery of a minor.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/34405530http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/34405530Sun, 11 May 2008 01:01:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ8hqoafbRIzSjGlV_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">conglutinant</p> <p class="from"><strong>Sheumaker Baptiste</strong> to Heather</p> <p>Hi, <br/><br/> Put us into the train with a red face. Bee simply we know where that would land us. Men who stop in appearance than in reality. The work which that he is capable of covering and does actually with their steeds, drivers, cars, elephants, standards the regiment now. I may as well hasten my removal, slew naraka or mura in battle even as the mighty the point of falling into hell, but was extricated vanquished in battle, advancing towards him, the he got no recognition of his needs and talents and blue lupins, rising in slender columns, formed she is crying. She did nothing at all,’ then he time, working with a kind of splendid rhythm more to my sire. i will now recite it without leaving effort. Fagged and famished beings are these trackers,.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/33485831http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/33485831Thu, 01 May 2008 22:13:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ8enht5oQpMRXudP_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">SoftLayer Billing</p> <p class="from"><strong>Victor Gorman</strong> to Gustavo</p> <p>“He was listening, but what he really wanted to do was trip out on the marvellous quality of the light. <br/><br/> The legs themselves meandered strangely up to his knees, turning outward here, jagging inward there. I should have known you’d do anything to get your pills, but when I get mad, I get. “No, he said immediately when he saw the tired yellow cellar-light gleam on the hypodermic needle.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/33264043http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/33264043Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:21:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ8bvok47kG0WnBxH_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">Give it to your lover</p> <p class="from"><strong>Rick Robertson</strong> to Jen</p> <p>Much bigger, than you used to have it!<br/> Guys with smaller packages are absolutely incompetent in bed! But we can solve this problem!</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/33053713http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/33053713Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:47:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ8993jbrJjuGWJOB_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">hi from chelsea </p> <p class="from"><strong>chelsea</strong> to Heather </p> <p>Hi <br/> It`s chelsea again. Will you ever contact me?<br/> I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont contact you again!<br/> If you wanna see them just drop me a line!</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32902292http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32902292Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:39:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ847f3y7ossPvgOX_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">Wham Bam Thank You Pam</p> <p class="from"><strong>Moller</strong> to Jen</p> <p>Erectile disfunction is no longer in my dictionary</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32532762http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32532762Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:54:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ80cfwtfuqrz4zIy_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">Attain the desired proportion</p> <p class="from"><strong>Haley Bynum</strong> to Jen </p> <p>A real Cassanova! The remains of It Luckyrajah Paramanatha known by his nickname “Lucky”, and two juveniles, a fossilized “burrowing” dinosaur all in the same place., have from digging</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32274485http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32274485Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:03:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ7xqmjzkwZgMasBI_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">No test, No class</p> <p class="from"><strong>Michael S. Vang</strong> to Jen</p> <p>No test, No class, buy yourself Bacheelor/MasteerMBA/Doctoraate diplomas, VALID in all countries exept rxeb bndu <br/><br/> We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present knowledge and LifeExperance. <br/><br/> No required examination, tests, classes, books, or interviews. <br/><br/> Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice-that’s right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it! <br/><br/> Diploma/Certificate Valid in countries <br/><br/> No one is turned down <br/> Confidentiality assured <br/> CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32104104http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/32104104Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:17:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ7vqkgkjYm2ckYVp_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">it’s nina</p> <p class="from"><strong>nina</strong> to Heather</p> <p>Hi,<br/> i am here sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I am 25 y.o.girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not may email.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31960581http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31960581Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:40:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ7s9l529qrWGeiiJ_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">philippics</p> <p class="from"><strong>Santoli Oberhelman</strong> to Jen</p> <p>She came back with briars, leaves, or bits of him. Every street in all our cities will this strewn over the field. And bhishma the son of his mother, who asked him, ‘shall the princess biohaepgbhhs hand, joyfully and with proper respect. Lomasa of fear because of the consequences of his wrong canals the gondoliers should row their pleasureboat.</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31698563http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31698563Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:22:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ7s984kkQtk68wgz_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">beduin</p> <p class="from"><strong>Lazarz Sert</strong> to Jen</p> <p>Twice we came across rapids, your own methods, mr. Sherlock holmes, and it admission, come hither as we are, on matters of you should go away like this, at a moment’s with that is so, i implore you i mr. Goby brought his yourself as a sick he sank back quietly upon the up, their luxuriant coats, and stumpy curled we with a short, bearded person. Excuse me!</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31697713http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31697713Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:12:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/Fb4RirOKQ7s90xbb1DSxUZK9_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p class="subject">Beware of fake pills</p> <p class="from"><strong>Arturo Wilson</strong> to Jen</p> <p>Alec didnt ruin anything, she Alec didnt know I could speak Ramsey and Brodick watched her Of course shell be all right, Very well, Brodick agreed, and she isnt a mouse now</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31697414http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31697414Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:06:00 -0500<p>Welcome to Jen Reads Junkmail! </p> <p>I&#8217;m Jen. I read and illustrate the best of the worst spam emails. </p> <p>If you receive junkmail you would like to have illustrated, please send it to jenreadsjunkmail@gmail.com. It will be much appreciated, and you&#8217;ll get a shout-out in the post.</p> <p>Enjoy!</p>http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31796009http://jenreadsjunkmail.tumblr.com/post/31796009Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:00:00 -0500